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19-12-2012, 21:56 | #1 |
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joke time
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The barman asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the barman through Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.” The barman stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?” The old man looks at the barman and says, “I can’t remember where I live!” |
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