Traffic warden

supergnome · 23-07-2012, 14:40

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams:
“I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!” The Vicar smiles and leans forward sucking air through his teeth as he does so, and mutters “Too ******* late I’ve already done the paperwork"

briggie · 23-07-2012, 19:35

23-07-2012, 14:40	#1
supergnome Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Isle of Axholme Vehicle: T2, 2.7 TDI 2002 lwb Posts: 955	Traffic warden As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams: “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!” The Vicar smiles and leans forward sucking air through his teeth as he does so, and mutters “Too ******* late I’ve already done the paperwork"

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23-07-2012, 19:35	#2
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473