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30-08-2011, 20:12 | #1 |
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The Mexican Maid...
...asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this & decided to talk to her, she asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: " Well Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Maria: "Jor hozban, he say so." Wife: "Oh yeah?" Maria: "Yez. The second reason eez I a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense! Who says that?" Maria: "Jor hozban, he say zo." Wife, increasing agitated: "Oh, he did, did he?" Maria: "Si, Senora. The third reason is I better in bed than you!" The wife is really boiling now and through gritted teeth, "And did my husband say that, too?" Maria: "No Senora.... the gardener he say" Wife: "So how much do you want?"..... |
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