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04-05-2011, 09:58 | #1 |
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the postmans last day
> It was the postmans last day on the job, after 35 years of carrying the mail
> through all kinds of weather, to the same neighbourhood. > > When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole > family, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift > certificate envelope. > > At the second house they presented him with a box of fine imported cigars. > > The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing > lures. > > At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations, > farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values. > > At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful young > blonde in a revealing negligee. > > She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, which she closed > behind him, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom; where they had a > most passionate liaison. > > Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: > eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange > juice. When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. > > As she was pouring, he noticed a fiver sticking out from under the > cup's bottom edge. > > 'All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, but what's the fiver > for?' > > 'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my husband that today would be your > last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what > to give you.' > > He said, "Screw him........give him a fiver" > > She then blushed and added, 'But the breakfast was my idea!' |
04-05-2011, 13:18 | #2 |
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Have i that to look forward to when i retire next year.
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