cowboy joke

[briggie]

A cowboy walked into a drug store in Texas and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male pharmacists employed there. She then asked if she might help him. The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The woman assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to talk about; but I have a permanent erection. It causes me lots of problems, and often severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.'

The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.' When she returned, she said, 'We discussed it fully and the absolute best we can do is: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pick-up truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses.'