two drunk women

[tezzer]

wo women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home,get caught short.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their
business behind a head stone.
One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she'd take off her panties and
use them, then throw them away.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to
ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on
one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that.
They then made off home.
Next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said,
"We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night without her panties.

"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck between her arse
that said
From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you

[briggie]

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.