a yorkshire wish

briggie · 24-12-2010, 22:28

Eee bu a wud like to mek thee a nice cup'a tey, but tha mun cum a Mundi cos thats my weshing day an al be weshing & weshing al' muck away - ee but a wud like to mek the a nice cup'tey.But tha mun cum a Tuesdi cos that's me irnin day an al be irnin & irnin al' creaases away - ee bu'a wud like to mek thee a nice cup'a tey.But tha mun cum a Wensdi cos thats mi siding day an al by shiftin an sidin al clooes away -ee but a wud like to mek thi a nice cup a tey.But tha mun cum a Thusdi cos that's my cleanin day and sweepin an cleanin al muck away - eee but a wud like to mek thee a nice cup a tey.Bu' tha mun cum a Fridi cos that's my bakin day and al bi bakin and bakin al floour away - ee but a wud like to mek thi a nice cup a tey.But tha mun cum a Satdi cos that's my shoppin day and al by shoppin and spendin all my brass away - eee bu' a wud like to mek thi a nice cup a tey.But tha mun cum a Sundi cos thats mu Chuch day and al singin and prayin all my sins away - EEE BU' A WUD LIKE TO MEK THI A NICE CUP A TEY!

Terranical · 24-12-2010, 22:30

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Originally Posted by briggie

Eee bu a wud like to mek thee a nice cup'a tey, but tha mun cum a Mundi cos thats my weshing day an al be weshing & weshing al' muck away - ee but a wud like to mek the a nice cup'tey.But tha mun cum a Tuesdi cos that's me irnin day an al be irnin & irnin al' creaases away - ee bu'a wud like to mek thee a nice cup'a tey.But tha mun cum a Wensdi cos thats mi siding day an al by shiftin an sidin al clooes away -ee but a wud like to mek thi a nice cup a tey.But tha mun cum a Thusdi cos that's my cleanin day and sweepin an cleanin al muck away - eee but a wud like to mek thee a nice cup a tey.Bu' tha mun cum a Fridi cos that's my bakin day and al bi bakin and bakin al floour away - ee but a wud like to mek thi a nice cup a tey.But tha mun cum a Satdi cos that's my shoppin day and al by shoppin and spendin all my brass away - eee bu' a wud like to mek thi a nice cup a tey.But tha mun cum a Sundi cos thats mu Chuch day and al singin and prayin all my sins away - EEE BU' A WUD LIKE TO MEK THI A NICE CUP A TEY!

WHAT!!!

Terranical · 24-12-2010, 22:32

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Originally Posted by Terranical

WHAT!!!

Igualamente (means same to you mate, see, you get a translation from Spain!)

BigBlack · 24-12-2010, 23:58

I understood that fine....

And strangley enough 99% of houses you walk into round here the first thing your asked is " do ya wana brew?"

Terranosaurus · 25-12-2010, 00:57

An American photographer on vacation was inside a church in Oldham taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call'.

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Manchester

There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Oldham and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 he could talk to God.

'O.K., thank you,' said the American.

He then travelled to Blackburn, Burnley, Rochdale Littleborough, and Todmorden

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '£10,000 per call' sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Lancashire decided to travel to Yorkshire to see if Yorkshiremen had the same phone.

He arrived in Halifax, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.'

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've travelled all over Lancashire and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in Lancashire the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'

The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Yorkshire now, son . it's a local call.'

larson · 25-12-2010, 10:34

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Originally Posted by BigBlack

I understood that fine....

And strangley enough 99% of houses you walk into round here the first thing your asked is " do ya wana brew?"

got to agree

24-12-2010, 22:28	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	a yorkshire wish Eee bu a wud like to mek thee a nice cup'a tey, but tha mun cum a Mundi cos thats my weshing day an al be weshing & weshing al' muck away - ee but a wud like to mek the a nice cup'tey.But tha mun cum a Tuesdi cos that's me irnin day an al be irnin & irnin al' creaases away - ee bu'a wud like to mek thee a nice cup'a tey.But tha mun cum a Wensdi cos thats mi siding day an al by shiftin an sidin al clooes away -ee but a wud like to mek thi a nice cup a tey.But tha mun cum a Thusdi cos that's my cleanin day and sweepin an cleanin al muck away - eee but a wud like to mek thee a nice cup a tey.Bu' tha mun cum a Fridi cos that's my bakin day and al bi bakin and bakin al floour away - ee but a wud like to mek thi a nice cup a tey.But tha mun cum a Satdi cos that's my shoppin day and al by shoppin and spendin all my brass away - eee bu' a wud like to mek thi a nice cup a tey.But tha mun cum a Sundi cos thats mu Chuch day and al singin and prayin all my sins away - EEE BU' A WUD LIKE TO MEK THI A NICE CUP A TEY!

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24-12-2010, 23:58	#4
BigBlack Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: West Yorkshire Vehicle: 2005 Terrano II 2.7tdi SE Posts: 568	I understood that fine.... And strangley enough 99% of houses you walk into round here the first thing your asked is " do ya wana brew?"

25-12-2010, 00:57	#5
Terranosaurus Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: YORKSHIRE Vehicle: 2001 2.7 TDi T2 SWB Posts: 4,077	An American photographer on vacation was inside a church in Oldham taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '£10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Manchester There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Oldham and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for £10,000 he could talk to God. 'O.K., thank you,' said the American. He then travelled to Blackburn, Burnley, Rochdale Littleborough, and Todmorden In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '£10,000 per call' sign under it. The American, upon leaving Lancashire decided to travel to Yorkshire to see if Yorkshiremen had the same phone. He arrived in Halifax, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 pence per call.' The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've travelled all over Lancashire and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in Lancashire the price was £10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?' The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Yorkshire now, son . it's a local call.'