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Old 03-12-2010, 18:21   #1
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Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching tv when i heard my wifes voice from the kitchen "what would you like for dinner my love?....chicken, beef or lamb?" I said 2Thankyou i'll have chicken" She replied "you're having soup you fat ba**ard, I was talking to the cat!"
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thats your fault for having a cat then
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Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching tv when i heard my wifes voice from the kitchen "what would you like for dinner my love?....chicken, beef or lamb?" I said 2Thankyou i'll have chicken" She replied "you're having soup you fat ba**ard, I was talking to the cat!"
sounds like your wife has been watching "Roy chubby brown",
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