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Old 19-11-2010, 22:57   #1
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A Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?'

The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his
father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:



'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
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Old 19-11-2010, 23:01   #2
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is that a quote from the 1785 best mans speech book ???????????

not saying its an old joke you must understand, but...............
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Old 19-11-2010, 23:10   #3
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just found some joke on another site i belong to..

after all Briggie is not here, some one has to post jokes...
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Old 19-11-2010, 23:20   #5
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very good
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very good
youre easy pleased
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hes learning .... one day he will be as good ( bad ) as me
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