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dinky
25-10-2010, 16:09
<TABLE style="WIDTH: 378.7pt; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse; MARGIN-LEFT: 16.7pt" class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=505><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt" width="100%">A London Fire
In a run-down part of East London a fire<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>destroyed a dilapidated four-storey house<o:p></o:p>

that had been divided into four flats.*

A Nigerian family of six Internet con artists<o:p></o:p>

and full time benefit cheats lived on the first floor...<o:p></o:p>

all six tragically perished in the fire.<o:p></o:p>


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A group of seven Islamic welfare cheats,<o:p></o:p>

all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor...<o:p></o:p>

they too, all perished in the fire.<o:p></o:p>


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Six Albanian, gang banger, ex-cons - all claiming<o:p></o:p>

political asylum and living off the state for free,<o:p></o:p>

occupied the 3rd floor...they too, died.<o:p></o:p>


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But the middle aged British white couple who lived<o:p></o:p>

on the top floor miraculously survived the fire.

The Equal Opportunities Commission,<o:p></o:p>

Amnesty International, Rights activists,<o:p></o:p>

black community leaders and the<o:p></o:p>

British Islamic Council were all furious<o:p></o:p>

at the apparent racial inequality of the situation.<o:p></o:p>


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Why was just the British white couple saved?<o:p></o:p>

It was monstrous they claimed, and showed<o:p></o:p>

that systemic 'racism' still existed in all areas<o:p></o:p>

of public service - questions were raised in the<o:p></o:p>

House of Commons, the popular media picked up<o:p></o:p>

the story and within hours it was national and<o:p></o:p>

indeed international news.<o:p></o:p>


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Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, when questioned<o:p></o:p>

stated calmly that it would be unwise to jump to<o:p></o:p>

conclusions until the Police and Fire Service had<o:p></o:p>

completed their report.<o:p></o:p>

He closed by stating that he expected their initial<o:p></o:p>

assessment to be available within the next 36 hours ???<o:p></o:p>

so perhaps it would be best to let the experts gather<o:p></o:p>

the evidence and report back before<o:p></o:p>

he commented any further.

The baying Press pack subsequently reported the<o:p></o:p>

interview in such way as to intimate that the Mayor<o:p></o:p>

was indifferent to suffering and was out of touch<o:p></o:p>

with the feelings of the whole East London community!<o:p></o:p>


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A large motorcade of representatives from all five groups,<o:p></o:p>

together with the Home Secretary drove to the area,<o:p></o:p>

having demanded a meeting with the local chief fire officer.
They made sure that a large pack of popular Press and TV<o:p></o:p>

had been briefed on the visit and so the motorcade was met<o:p></o:p>

by a huge gaggle of journalists, TV interviewers and cameras.<o:p></o:p>


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On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Africans,<o:p></o:p>

Black Muslims and Albanians all died in the fire and<o:p></o:p>

only the white couple lived. <o:p></o:p>



One bemused chief fire officer quietly replied ...<o:p></o:p>


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"Because they were both out at work."<o:p></o:p>
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paulp
25-10-2010, 18:09
lmao

paulp

thats ironic

lacroupade
25-10-2010, 23:56
Wasn't expecting that punchline....killer!! LMAO!