billy connolly

[tezzer]

Thought from the
Greatest Living Scots Thinker.
Billy Connolly - Statement of the Century


'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

[jims-terrano]

He also said something along the lines about getting old.

"Never Trust a Fart, Never pass a toilet and never waste an e**tion even if your alone"

and!!!

"there's no such thing as bad language, just the wrong time to say it"

Great guy

Jim

[tezzer]

he certainly is jim, i'd like to see him live, did you watch him touring Australia
on his trike? :thumbs

[jims-terrano]

he certainly is jim, i'd like to see him live, did you watch him touring Australia
on his trike? :thumbs

And NZ, the first one of Scotland was good too.

Jim

[Lynn]

bleeding cheek! i can multi task!
i quite often walk n talk at the same time!!!:lol:clap:naughty

[tezzer]

so i've heard lol, :doh:lol