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The Patrolman
06-10-2010, 20:28
In recent research it was estimated that the average Scotsman walks 900 miles per year:thumb2

Another recent survey claimed that the average Scotsman drinks 22Gallons of beer/larger per year :clap

So on that basis the average Scots man is quite economical at a healthy 41MPG:lol:bow
patbhoy
06-10-2010, 21:09
In recent research it was estimated that the average Scotsman walks 900 miles per year:thumb2

Another recent survey claimed that the average Scotsman drinks 22Gallons of beer/larger per year :clap

So on that basis the average Scots man is quite economical at a healthy 41MPG:lol:bow

Subsitute the beer/lager for whisky:thumbs
briggie
06-10-2010, 21:11
they dont sell beer in scotland do they ? :augie
briggie
06-10-2010, 21:17
What do you call a Scots woman with one leg?
Eileen.
tezzer
06-10-2010, 23:18
:doh, another briggie joke, :lol
The Patrolman
06-10-2010, 23:32
A Scotsman walks into a pub................

No surprise there then!:lol