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:lol:lol:lolI feel as though this smile is tattoo'd to my face, 4-1 and still 15mins to go:lol:lol:lol
Your comin home your comin home Engerland are comin home
:lol:lol:lolI feel as though this smile is tattoo'd to my face, 4-1 and still 15mins to go:lol:lol:lol
Your comin home your comin home Engerland are comin home
so how far did you haggis hurlers get ? :nenau
name the last thing a scottish team won ? :lol
so how far did you haggis hurlers get ? :nenau
name the last thing a scottish team won ? :lol
Racking my brain trying to remember the last thing England won:confused:
Racking my brain trying to remember the last thing England won:confused:
World Champions 20/20 Cricket May 16th 2010
your turn ?
Its gone kinda quiet at the scottish end .... :lol
what a pathetic bunch of ****ers that England team is, they should be totally ashamed of them selves, and they should be put in the tower till end of the tournament, as punishment.:doh:(
what a pathetic bunch of ****ers that England team is, they should be totally ashamed of them selves, and they should be put in the tower till end of the tournament, as punishment.:doh:(
Personally I think you are being too kind , we were worse than that.
Deleted account DD
27-06-2010, 17:15
so how far did you haggis hurlers get ? :nenau
name the last thing a scottish team won ? :lol
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Good one :thumb2
and as it was answered with a (VERY poor) question just goes to show the overall weakness of their stance :thumb2
Deleted account DD
27-06-2010, 17:17
what a pathetic bunch of ****ers that England team is, they should be totally ashamed of them selves, and they should be put in the tower till end of the tournament, as punishment.:doh:(
We were crap, it was an embarrasment. Comes to something when you lose 4 1 (or 4 2 really) and the best player was the goalie!!!!!!
well, that was poor indeed, lost for words, so is the manager, well, lost for English words.
Can't wait for the next 44 years of discussion about how England would have progressed at least to the semi finals or even final if Lampard's goal was allowed. Seriously though,they were muck from the first match and the only surprise was that they even got this far. Sorry for the folks who spent a fortune getting to SA only to see the poor show put on by the team. Sure they will be back in 4 years time to provide more opportunities to discuss the 1966 win all over again:rolleyes:
The post mortems in the UK papers tomorrow should be good for a laugh. :augie
I googled last time scotland qualified for the world cup :-) 1990 :lol
extreme-4x4
27-06-2010, 18:49
in the 20 or so years i've been interested in football.... this is the worst world cup / and euro effort i have watched.
from game 1 in S/A it was really poor and it really didn't get any better .
game 2 just after half time i was hoping the opposition would score and put the team out of there missery.... really it was that ad
game 3 no better . it was like they was scared of the ball. maybe they had been told not to touch the ball as it had a bomb in it
today same old same old ..... simply no effort, big errors still scared of the ball
the worst ENGLAND TEAM ever
I googled last time scotland qualified for the world cup :-) 1990 :lol
Better not to qualify than make an ass of yourself telling everyone your world beaters:lol:lol:lol
Better not to qualify than make an ass of yourself telling everyone your world beaters:lol:lol:lol
i'll put my hands up to that, bang on, we were a utter disgrace:cool:
in patbhoys defence ....... scotland did beat england 3-2 at wembley in 1967 with archie gemmil scoring the winner :lol
On a seperate note, after going out of the World Cup,the Algerian, Cameroon and Nigerian teams are all due to arrive home in England today!!! LOL
On a seperate note, after going out of the World Cup,the Algerian, Cameroon and Nigerian teams are all due to arrive home in England today!!! LOL
:lol:clap
makeitfit
27-06-2010, 22:41
World Champions 20/20 Cricket May 16th 2010
your turn ?
er what's cricket , yawn :o
Sounds like an eye test competition :lol
jims-terrano
27-06-2010, 22:57
Severe weather Warning has been issued.
Severe flooding is expected in northern England due to the whole of Scotland pissing their selves
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PS I spent the afternoon in Hornsea to get away from the footy, brilliant the roads were lovely and quiet.
Severe weather Warning has been issued.
Severe flooding is expected in northern England due to the whole of Scotland pissing their selves
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PS I spent the afternoon in Hornsea to get away from the footy, brilliant the roads were lovely and quiet.
England need a new coach but the only one they will be getting is the one back from the airport.
MudLifeCrisis
28-06-2010, 00:10
The English players at club level are all good players because they are fed by, supported by and play with the worlds best players. Unfortunatly these players go and play for their own countries in the world cup.
The problem with English football....not enough English players
I normally follow Italy after England go out, can't even do that this year ;o(
Brian
22 big girls kicking a pigs bladder about.
Tony
It was good of the BBC to cancel highlights of the Germany/England game last night.
Instead they put on a wonderful movie "Out of Africa" :augie
The problem with English football....not enough English players
I've just been looking at the official website of the Premier League here: http://www.premierleague.com/page/Faqs Apparently there are 337 foreign players from 66 countries registered and eligible to play in the premiership - nearly 17 per club!!! Whilst I may be wrong, my impression is that in a typical premiership match, something like 70-80% of the players on the pitch are foreign (non-English - so Scots, Irish and Welsh count as foreign). If I am right, then the average premiership club plays maybe 3 English players.
So, unless I am way off beam, the 20 premiership clubs field no more than 60 English players between them each weekend. If you discount those that are maybe a bit old for a new England career or way too young and inexperienced, then Capello didn't have so many Englishmen to pick from. It could just be that the 23 Englishmen who went to South Africa are half or more of all those who are remotely suitable (forgetting for the moment those who play in the reserves or lower leagues). It shouldn't really be like that, should it?
Andrew
welshwingnut
29-06-2010, 06:40
Best German porn i've seen in ages , 11 Ingerlish pussies getting hammered for 90 minutes
welshwingnut
29-06-2010, 06:42
Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: Why do the English make better lovers than the Portuguese/Germans?
A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 45 minutes and still come second!
Q: What is common between a 3-pin plug and the England football team?
A: They are both useless in Europe!
Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?
A: O J Simpson had a more credible defence
Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead English football fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. What do English football fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q. If you see an English football fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.
Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2010 Commemorative cube painted red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.
Q: What's the difference between The Invisible Man and England?
A: You've got more chance of seeing The Invisible Man at the World Cup Finals.
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