phone sex

[MudLifeCrisis]

A woman was admitted to Hospital today after having phone sex.
Doctors managed to remove 2 Nokia's, 3 Motorola's and 1 Samsung,

No Siemen was found.

[clivvy]

:naughty:D

[briggie]

i tried phone sex once , but got my willy stuck in the socket :naughty

[patbhoy]

When a man talks dirty down the phone, he gets charged with sexual harrassement.
When a woman talks dirty down the phone, its £1.50 a minute.