Treatem like this

[Sedger]

To kill crabs, turn them on their backs, with their eyes facing you. Drive a skewer or long thin bladed knife between the eyes into the centre of the crab. Then lift the tail flap drive a skewer through the underside of the crab. When the crab is dead it will go limp. Alternatively you could just get some cream from the doctor.:D

[lacroupade]

To kill crabs, turn them on their backs, with their eyes facing you. Drive a skewer or long thin bladed knife between the eyes into the centre of the crab. Then lift the tail flap drive a skewer through the underside of the crab. When the crab is dead it will go limp. Alternatively you could just get some cream from the doctor.:D

My eyes are watering....:surrender