guts and balls

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There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them ? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:


GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'


BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.