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briggie
25-03-2010, 21:18
What do retired people do all day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

clivvy
25-03-2010, 21:31
What do retired people do all day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

lol, awesome!:thumbs

Thomas-the-Terrano2
25-03-2010, 22:00
nice one thought that punch was coming but still great.

Freebird
25-03-2010, 22:52
Tip top man........:thumb2

zippy656
25-03-2010, 22:54
nice to know you can still get out on the busses with out to much trouble
LOL pity you cant get "HE WHO SHAL NOT BE NAMED ( EBAY ) the same way

briggie
26-03-2010, 00:44
How do you get a blonde to burn her ear?
Phone her while she's ironing.