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Spook
12-03-2010, 23:33
what type of chesse can you hide a horse in?





mask-a-pony (mascapone) ;)


i'll get my coat.......
briggie
13-03-2010, 00:02
What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A volts wagon.
Ian Hunt
13-03-2010, 00:10
Ouch! :(
Will you both stop it now! Pleeeease!! ;)
briggie
13-03-2010, 01:02
Did you hear about what happened when the police caught a man stealing car batteries?
They charged him.
briggie
13-03-2010, 01:23
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally wrecked but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of brandy didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this brandy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and offers it back to the woman. Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
briggie
13-03-2010, 01:31
had enough yet ? haha
briggie
13-03-2010, 10:01
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the
shadows.

'Twenty quid," she whispers.

Paddy had never had a @+%**@ before, but decides -- what the hell, it's
only
twenty quid. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light
flashes on them. It's a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer. 'I'm making love to me
wife,' the Irishman answers sounding annoyed.

'Oh, I'm so sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'

'Well, neither did I,' says Paddy, 'til you shone that light in her
face!!!"
extreme-4x4
13-03-2010, 10:05
http://www.nissan4x4ownersclub.com/forum/image.php?u=2806&dateline=1268440188


pauuuullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyy yyy

has tits. granny ones now hes on his atkins diet


so im told