Sooo Bored

[Deleted account DD]

So bored, off sick with a cold ( for any women reading it is a lot worse than man flu :thumb2)

Gone to my ear 'ole so I've now got an ear infection and gone deaf in one ear.

Cant drive (dizziness)

Need to drink lots of fluids (but not allowed alcohol :eek::eek: )

I've had more sleep today than a hibernating squirrel.

What can I do????????????????????

[lacroupade]

porntube.com

You'l be worn out in half an hour....

[Deleted account DD]

porntube.com

You'l be worn out in half an hour....

The Missus 'll kick me out!

[lacroupade]

is that why i've been married three times do you reckon? :nenau:doh

[zippy656]

maybe your just hell to live with

[extreme-4x4]

is that why i've been married three times do you reckon? :nenau:doh#


no thats because you keep giving them tulips , my friend:augie

[(RIP) PLANK]

well i've been married twice the first time my father said:

how do you stop your girlfriend giving you a blow job?

marry her!

the second time he said:

son in the first yrear of your married life, every time you have sex put a drawing pin in the head board.

after that every time you have sex, take one out

you will be taking the out for the rest of your life! :lol

He's no longer around so who will advse me next time?:naughty

but seriously this one is plenty for me ;)

[Liam]

well i've been married twice the first time my father said:

how do you stop your girlfriend giving you a blow job?

marry her!

the second time he said:

son in the first yrear of your married life, every time you have sex put a drawing pin in the head board.

after that every time you have sex, take one out

you will be taking the out for the rest of your life! :lol

He's no longer around so who will advse me next time?:naughty

but seriously this one is plenty for me ;)

I must be doing something wrong,with the same woman since 1977:(
Or maybe I'm just perfect,which seems more likely:naughty

[(RIP) PLANK]

I must be doing something wrong,with the same woman since 1977:(
Or maybe I'm just perfect,which seems more likely:naughty

seems a perfectly explanation to me ;)

or are you just too lazy to go and find a replacment :naughty

[Liam]

seems a perfectly explanation to me ;)

or are you just too lazy to go and find a replacment :naughty
That's a third option alright.Hard enough to find one stupid enough to marry me,never mind two or even three:(

[(RIP) PLANK]

That's a third option alright.Hard enough to find one stupid enough to marry me,never mind two or even three:(

so are you calling your wife stupid? :lol

that's not a good way to start loking for number two :lol

[Liam]

so are you calling your wife stupid? :lol

that's not a good way to start loking for number two :lol

Either that or she reckons that her work on changing me is not completed yet.:D

[MudLifeCrisis]

My first wife left me when she counted the drawing pins and realized there was too many ;O)

[Deleted account DD]

Have I strayed into "second wives" nissan club by any chance :confused:


ps I dont qualify because I dont have a nissan anymore :D

[(RIP) PLANK]

as long as you have had enough wives you are ok!
dont tell anyone but I haven't got one eithe ;)

[lacroupade]

Have I strayed into "second wives" nissan club by any chance :confused:


ps I dont qualify because I dont have a nissan anymore :D

No, you stick to the 'Village People Jeep Club' :lol:lol:lol

[willow]

so where do we post the second husband thread:augie

[zippy656]

you have to start one my lady

[(RIP) PLANK]

so where do we post the second husband thread:augie

i didnt realise you were looking for one, why didnt you say ;)

[willow]

i didnt realise you were looking for one, why didnt you say ;)
:jesterbg:thumbs
Hows Charlie today:)

[(RIP) PLANK]

he is fine thanks, geting back to normal, the local paper took photos for a follow up story on his recovery, i have put a link in the stolen goat thread!