bored?

[(RIP) PLANK]

i'm bored, the evening is wearing on, i am half pissed
and it is a pub after all
so;

anybody want a fight :lol :lol :lol

[paulp]

small world

I'm half pissed to

paulp

[(RIP) PLANK]

well its either drink the '% by volume' or convert to islam, not much of a choice realy
I dont fancy the operation either ;) :lol

[paulp]

Phu ket

a beer it is then

paulp

[willow]

Ok who's buying:lol:thumbs
What have you been up to today Plank?
I need a good laugh:)

[paulp]

hi willow

wooohoooo english whiskey in norfolk

bloody dear though

paulp

[makeitfit]

Oi Oi, what's occurin'?
I appear to be the only one proper drunk :lol
Just polished off a couple of tesco bargain basement mulled wines:D
Warmed on the fire and drunk in front of it mmmmmmmmmmmm, just popped in here for a quick fag, as her indoors is watching that twat Jon ross:o
Hurah it's beer o'clock again:sly

[willow]

Norfolk whiskey:eek:
I thought it was all in the water that made the taste:nenau
We have the norfolk broads and the sea:lol:lol

[willow]

Oi Oi, what's occurin'?
I appear to be the only one proper drunk :lol
Just polished off a couple of tesco bargain basement mulled wines:D
Warmed on the fire and drunk in front of it mmmmmmmmmmmm, just popped in here for a quick fag, as her indoors is watching that twat Jon ross:o
Hurah it's beer o'clock again:sly

Well mines a southern comfort
or a good cider
Been drinking my home made cider and its good:thumbs

[Bat21]

anybody want a fight :lol :lol :lol

Come and av a go if ya think y'r ard enough

Just hang on a sec while I get my dad :augie :thumbs :D

[makeitfit]

Ah I was weened on southern comfort mmmm
Got totaled on the stuff in college one sat. in southampton:p
Woke up in a phone box:thumbs
Lost a day somewhere, anyway on the monday I went to give blood and was told to go away cause my blood was too er pissed:augie
So had the biscuit and went for some bacon:D
We didnt get round to doing our apples this year, dont know what happened. one week the trees were busting and we thought we'll pick those next week:augie
Next thing I know all the ruddy birds n that have had the lot:o
Got me plums though:lol
Sloes are in the gin and all's well with fanny and her auntie:nenau

[makeitfit]

Come and av a go if ya think y'r ard enough

Just hang on a sec while I get my dad :augie :thumbs :D

Yeh come on then,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'll hold your coat:cool:

[Bat21]

Yeh come on then,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'll hold your coat:cool:

Just hang on while I feed my plants (http://www.plantfeedchemicals.co.uk/index.php?page=shop.product_details&category_id=1&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=1&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=1&vmcchk=1&Itemid=1) :augie

[willow]

:lolOk out side no fighting in the pub:lol:thumbs

I have a lovely plum gin made for chistmas
plus the sloe and damson:thumbs
But I do like my cider
Southern comfort the smell is memory prevoking
:thumbs;)

[makeitfit]

Just hang on while I feed my plants (http://www.plantfeedchemicals.co.uk/index.php?page=shop.product_details&category_id=1&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=1&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=1&vmcchk=1&Itemid=1) :augie

Phoar, I feel the urge to go do some hedge trimming:D

[Bat21]

:lolOk out side no fighting in the pub:lol:thumbs

I have a lovely plum gin made for chistmas
plus the sloe and damson:thumbs
But I do like my cider
Southern comfort the smell is memory prevoking
:thumbs;)
What's chistmas?... do we get time off work :kissy

Phoar, I feel the urge to go do some hedge trimming:D
I've heard it's not good if you're trying to sort a 'bush' out :sly

[makeitfit]

What's chistmas?... do we get time off work :kissy


I've heard it's not good if you're trying to sort a 'bush' out :sly
Abso bloody lutely, stop end next week and back around 4th Jan:D
Time out for kids n sherry, take a chainsaw to the woods next week for crimbo tree,and get me nuts out by the fire:lol sorted:cool:
You cant beat a bit of bush:naughty oh the memories......
Ah you cant beat a bit of bush:naughty oh the memories...........
er, where am I?
Oh nurse whats occurin?

[willow]

What's chistmas?... do we get time off work :kissy



I've heard it's not good if you're trying to sort a 'bush' out :sly
:eek:




No time off here always on the go:lol:lol:lol :kissy but always got time for christmas :thumbs Its the only time I get to see everyone:) and share:thumbs

[willow]

Abso bloody lutely, stop end next week and back around 4th Jan:D
Time out for kids n sherry, take a chainsaw to the woods next week for crimbo tree,and get me nuts out by the fire:lol sorted:cool:
You cant beat a bit of bush:naughty oh the memories......
Ah you cant beat a bit of bush:naughty oh the memories...........
er, where am I?
Oh nurse whats occurin?



Have another drink you will be fine:lol;)
You men go in there all guns blazing and hav'nt got a clue where your going:naughty:jesterbg

[makeitfit]

And another thing, I get to do colouring in:)
We do santas wish list letters for each of us on a paper cut out stocking.
Write your santa wish list on it and then set fire to it on crimbo eve so it goes up the chimley to the north pole:rolleyes:
Takes the kids ages sometimes:lolWe always tell them it wont go up the chimley cause their list is too heavy:cool:

[Bat21]

Where's that Plank gone...... has he had a cup of Horlicks and gone to bed... bloody lightweight :augie :D

[Bat21]

You men go in there all guns blazing and hav'nt got a clue where your going:naughty:jesterbg

I'll have you know I have my Gold award for diving :sly

[willow]

Where's that Plank gone...... has he had a cup of Horlicks and gone to bed... bloody lightweight :augie :D

Well he started too early .....
fell over before the fight:lol

[makeitfit]

He did say he was bored.............probably weighing out the horlick granules to ensure just the right mix:D
A little thermometer poking out the milk pan, as he waits for 76degrees:rolleyes:
Then a very carefull pooring without a splash followed by 28 stirs clockwise of the final mixture:o
Then shuffles off in his tweed slippers to bedford shire:cool:
Making sure the lights are off and the cat's out he finally settles down to a dream filled bri-nylon fitted sheets and eiderdown covered slumber.................and your back in the room:lol

[makeitfit]

Right thats it the Jonathan twat ross show has finished so I'm off to do some bush tending :naughty

[willow]

I'll have you know I have my Gold award for diving :sly


I thought we were talking hedge cutting:lol:lol
Blimmey gold award in diving well........
lost for words:naughty

[extreme-4x4]

:nenaunever thought id see it.... people typing shit while drunk

[Bat21]

Blimmey gold award in diving well........
lost for words:naughty
I even managed to find the little man in the boat using my GPS :augie:D

[Bat21]

... people typing shit
Chocolate Starfish :nenau:D

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Well it is Christmas :D:D

[willow]

:nenaunever thought id see it.... people typing shit while drunk
:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[jims-terrano]

Hey wots this you all been patying without me:eek:

There's me one of the few nights I go out and you all party without me:(

I was out watching others get drunk whilst I was sipping coke. My head hit the pillow at 1 this morning and I was glad it did, I'm either getting old or boring. Still I enjoyed the delights of Xscape near Cas.

Jim T

[lacroupade]

So Colin, Jim fixed it for you did he????oo err!

[(RIP) PLANK]

Where's that Plank gone...... has he had a cup of Horlicks and gone to bed... bloody lightweight :augie :D


your right, but i dont like horlicks though, but my bottle was empty so i called it a night, im glad i did now it all got a bit too rude for me :o

[(RIP) PLANK]

I find myself in an oddly familiar situation :thumbs

[wildbri]

That's two and a half years gone in a flash............... certainly was a strong brew. Bri

[(RIP) PLANK]

That's two and a half years gone in a flash............... certainly was a strong brew. Bri

yep :lol

it is interesting looking at old threads, we have been hanging around here for a long time now. I have noticed how the site seems to be coming more modification and off-road biased. I suppose it is because T2's are getting old and more affordable to use for proper off road use and many on-road / towing members have moved on to more modern vehicles. :nenau

[makeitfit]

Aye Team Wales led the way much to some peoples dismay and they buggered off :lol
Hmm still here too but certainly not bored, no time for that round here :sly

[(RIP) PLANK]

well I'm not going anywhere either, and the boredom was temporary, caused by a small outbreak of work :lol

[makeitfit]

boredom, a temporary condition caused by a small outbreak of work :lol
Top answer, think I'll get a T shirt with that on it :lol

[(RIP) PLANK]

Top answer, think I'll get a T shirt with that on it :lol

yes, it was quite good for me :lol