View Full Version : Zippy's done it now
zippy656
08-12-2009, 22:17
im in the dog house..
tumbly dryer was very noise.. took it apart :clap
found the troubles..:clap
on to internet.. new part orded..:clap
did a quick fix :clap:clap
put it all back together.. no parts extra :clap
forgot to put belt back on :doh
turned it on.. :augie
few mins later black smoke as the belt burnt through on the heater..
:doh:doh
so now new belt on odrer too! :doh
makeitfit
08-12-2009, 22:32
Ah well Zippy, that's the karma police biting you in the bum for using a tumbly dryer in the first place:o
Just think of the energy needed to dry your socks, you must be made of money:sly
(RIP) PLANK
08-12-2009, 22:46
well if you think that qualifies you as a Wally, how about this:
a week or so ago in that terrible rain and wind i slaved for days putting up a lovely closed board fence, i parked my truck in the same spot every day
then on the last day when i had finished and painted the whole thing i jumped in my truck and reversed
the wheels lost grip so i selected four wheel drive and put my foot down, it was dark and raining,
i had no worries, i had at least 9 meters of space behind me!
that was until i put a fence up 7.5 meters out from the original boundary!
yes i knocked the flipping thing down again :doh
much to the amusment of the assembled landscapers sitting in the car watching the spectacle they didnt take the piss much :rolleyes:
on the positive side, my tow bar was undamaged :lol
makeitfit
08-12-2009, 22:50
Nice one Plank:lol
How come that sort of thing only ever happens with a sympathetic audience?:doh
Did they hold up score cards after your man-hoover?:D
zippy656
08-12-2009, 22:57
im sure they rushed to put it back up for you
On the topic of stupidity,years ago when the brother in law was getting married,amateur photographer me said I would also do pics of said wedding. So on the day,after the professional piccy taker set up the shots, I wandered in front of him to take my pics. This was good for me but pissed off the other guy. Unfortunately after many pics, I realised that I was getting very good value from this roll of film,until I checked and the damn film had not wound on properly. I was sure they were all great pictures too.:doh
well if you think that qualifies you as a Wally, how about this:
a week or so ago in that terrible rain and wind i slaved for days putting up a lovely closed board fence, i parked my truck in the same spot every day
then on the last day when i had finished and painted the whole thing i jumped in my truck and reversed
the wheels lost grip so i selected four wheel drive and put my foot down, it was dark and raining,
i had no worries, i had at least 9 meters of space behind me!
that was until i put a fence up 7.5 meters out from the original boundary!
yes i knocked the flipping thing down again :doh
much to the amusment of the assembled landscapers sitting in the car watching the spectacle they didnt take the piss much :rolleyes:
on the positive side, my tow bar was undamaged :lol
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(RIP) PLANK
09-12-2009, 11:53
weel they all laughed while i repaired the damage but i had the last laugh!
two dyas latter we had packs of slabs delivered and stacked on top of each other, the bright spark who led the piss taking decided to move the slabs by cutting the banding on the top pack!
they all fell about 4 feet to the floor one by one like a pack of cards, smashing as they went!
I of course had to say, 'i've fixed the fence, lets see you fix them f**kers clever dick'
:lol:lol:thumbs
extreme-4x4
09-12-2009, 16:47
weel they all laughed while i repaired the damage but i had the last laugh!
two dyas latter we had packs of slabs delivered and stacked on top of each other, the bright spark who led the piss taking decided to move the slabs by cutting the banding on the top pack!
they all fell about 4 feet to the floor one by one like a pack of cards, smashing as they went!
I of course had to say, 'i've fixed the fence, lets see you fix them f**kers clever dick'
:lol:lol:thumbs
thats the way :bow:bow:bow
(RIP) PLANK
09-12-2009, 17:08
sorry Zippy i seem to have hijacked your thread, nice to know some one out there is as dozey as me though!
zippy656
09-12-2009, 17:40
sorry Zippy i seem to have hijacked your thread, nice to know some one out there is as dozey as me though!
the amount of hijacking i do.. im easy..
(RIP) PLANK
09-12-2009, 20:10
cheers :thumbs
CaptLimey
09-12-2009, 21:55
Hey Plank we've all 'been there done that' in one form or another. It's a brave man that shares it with the rest of the world. Good on ya!
Rgds CL
(RIP) PLANK
09-12-2009, 22:14
Hey Plank we've all 'been there done that' in one form or another. It's a brave man that shares it with the rest of the world. Good on ya!
Rgds CL
cheers, thing is i do it most days LOL
is that you in your avatar?
:lol:lol
Well Zippy at least you tried:thumbs
Thanks for the laugh Plank:thumbs
lacroupade
10-12-2009, 09:47
the amount of hijacking i do.. im easy..
you're a right little Somalian Pirate you....:D
(RIP) PLANK
10-12-2009, 16:12
:lol:lol
Well Zippy at least you tried:thumbs
Thanks for the laugh Plank:thumbs
glad to be of assistance! :thumbs
zippy656
10-12-2009, 17:37
you're a right little Somalian Pirate you....:D
how did you know ive a wooden leg!
ok grp....
(RIP) PLANK
10-12-2009, 17:47
how did you know ive a wooden leg!
ok grp....
your typing gives the hook away :thumbs
lacroupade
10-12-2009, 18:11
No Plank, thats all that Somalian curry burning a hole in his arse, he has to keep getting up for the toilet, breaks his concentration....:lol:lol:lol
(RIP) PLANK
10-12-2009, 18:14
Arggggggh jim lad ;) and that wasn't a wink, it was a patch
I vote we stop picking on Zippy now, but only so i can have the last word :lol
jims-terrano
10-12-2009, 18:31
Arggggggh jim lad ;) and that wasn't a wink, it was a patch
I vote we stop picking on Zippy now, but only so i can have the last word :lol
Hey who mentioned my name:eek::lol:lol:lol:lol
Jim
(RIP) PLANK
10-12-2009, 18:58
see i'm never going to win am i? :lol
lacroupade
10-12-2009, 19:27
No.
(RIP) PLANK
10-12-2009, 19:37
:surrender
zippy656
10-12-2009, 19:38
should be me then with the last word
(RIP) PLANK
10-12-2009, 19:48
go ont then zippy mate you have the last word, what's it going to be?
i like 'serendipity' and i'm rather fond of 'diaspora' but there are plenty of good ones out there ;)
zippy656
10-12-2009, 20:31
cucumber sounds good to me
makeitfit
10-12-2009, 20:46
F.A.B.:cool:
lacroupade
10-12-2009, 20:50
I just opened this thread and the first thing that flashed on the screen was Zippy saying "cucumber sounds good to me".............:eek::eek::eek:
CaptLimey
10-12-2009, 21:27
is that you in your avatar?[/QUOTE]
Yes, I'm the one holding the scaly thing.
In fact its a Mahi-Mahi I'd just landed. It was filleted and on our plates within two hours - delicious!
Ahhhhh, those were the days!
Rgds CL
zippy656
10-12-2009, 22:07
2 hours, what took so long
(RIP) PLANK
10-12-2009, 22:46
is that you in your avatar?
Yes, I'm the one holding the scaly thing.
In fact its a Mahi-Mahi I'd just landed. It was filleted and on our plates within two hours - delicious!
Ahhhhh, those were the days!
Rgds CL[/QUOTE]
i see, i was gooing to ask who is the bloke that picked you up, but you blew my punch line :doh
(RIP) PLANK
10-12-2009, 22:47
cucumber sounds good to me
but now it has gone to far and you will need another one :lol
zippy656
11-12-2009, 06:44
so the last word will be mine then.
lacroupade
11-12-2009, 09:30
No.
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so the last word will be mine then.:lol:lol
Boys boys
You should all know its us ladies that always have the last word:lol:lol:thumbs
Chocolate;)
zippy656
11-12-2009, 10:43
no in my house willow
lacroupade
11-12-2009, 13:05
no in my house willow
chococlate or ladies? :nenau
Dont worry, we won't tell 'em you said that! :augie
zippy656
11-12-2009, 13:12
:lol:lol
Boys boys
You should all know its us ladies that always have the last word:lol:lol:thumbs
Chocolate;)
not in my house
(RIP) PLANK
11-12-2009, 16:07
go on then zippy its all yours :thumbs :lol
makeitfit
11-12-2009, 19:38
OOOh er chocolate cucumber :augie
zippy656
11-12-2009, 19:57
i like cholate but not as a cucumber..
(RIP) PLANK
11-12-2009, 20:40
OOOh er chocolate cucumber :augie
i wonder what Freud would have made of your answer? :lol
zippy656
11-12-2009, 22:11
ok, new belt for tumble dryer fitted.. hope the new fan gets here soon
(RIP) PLANK
11-12-2009, 22:34
good old Zippy got us back on thread at last :thumbs
my last word
intransigent :lol
good old Zippy got us back on thread at last :thumbs
my last word
intransigent :lol
:thumbs:)..............................
...................................
Chocolate:clap
makeitfit
12-12-2009, 00:00
good old Zippy got us back on thread at last :thumbs
my last word
intransigent :lol
Shouldn't that be "fanintransit" :lol
sea squirt
zippy656
12-12-2009, 12:39
good old Zippy got us back on thread at last :thumbs
my last word
intransigent :lol
no post for the new fan today, gusssing now be monday. wont be in so have to collect from post office.
oh what joy
what is the last worn never
chocolate..
zippy656
12-12-2009, 14:17
late post!
yep late posty,
all done...
so thats the end of this thread me thinks
(RIP) PLANK
12-12-2009, 18:21
:thumbs:)..............................
...................................
Chocolate:clap
OOOh i like you more alll the time Willow, and chocolate :thumbs
lacroupade
13-12-2009, 01:02
The End.
Anyone who posts after this is gay. :augie
makeitfit
13-12-2009, 18:03
The End.
Anyone who posts after this is gay. :augie
Hya sweet cups, hows's your little fella these days?
Not seen you doggin' at Leigh de la Mare for a while then blow me down your both there on sat:D
Oh my neck was stiff this morning:eek:
See ya luv Benders :p
(RIP) PLANK
13-12-2009, 19:14
how very dare you!
just because a man likes to holiday with his gentleman friend and carries a clutch bag, you assume he's drinking from the other tap!
how very dare you! :lol
makeitfit
13-12-2009, 19:29
how very dare you!
just because a man likes to holiday with his gentleman friend and carries a clutch bag, you assume he's drinking from the other tap!
how very dare you! :lol
OOPS sorry didn't think:augie
Just that they'd been to London together to see big ben, and were a little pissed off to find out it was a ruddy clock:lol
Clutch bag must have been someone else's present then:naughty
lacroupade
13-12-2009, 20:40
@ Plank/Makeitfit - just because you're not in touch with your feminine sides!
Now SHUT THAT DOOR! :lol
makeitfit
13-12-2009, 20:43
Oh I dont know, I've got quite a nice crutch bag for a man of my age:augie
AND I do have some rather snug T shirts :lol
lacroupade
13-12-2009, 21:01
Oh I dont know, I've got quite a nice crutch bag for a man of my age:augie
AND I do have some rather snug T shirts :lol
All of a sudden I'm feeling a bit queasy.....and it isn't Marc Almond Stomach Syndrome.
makeitfit
13-12-2009, 21:07
Now I've come over all queezy too, I'd erased the Marc Almond thing a while ago:eek:
Grrr now I'm going to see the wife and see if that makes it better............errr marc almond............:eek:
lacroupade
13-12-2009, 21:23
Now I've come over all queezy too, I'd erased the Marc Almond thing a while ago:eek:
Grrr now I'm going to see the wife and see if that makes it better............errr marc almond............:eek:
Yeah, tell her you want some Tainted Lerrrv....:sly
makeitfit
13-12-2009, 22:40
Yeah, tell her you want some Tainted Lerrrv....:sly
Been,
Asked,
Refused,
Bastard top gear not on either :( now I really am feeling queer:eek:
(RIP) PLANK
13-12-2009, 22:51
Been,
Asked,
Refused,
Bastard top gear not on either :( now I really am feeling queer:eek:
well then you have come to the right thread :cool::kissy
:lol
lacroupade
13-12-2009, 23:25
well then you have come to the right thread :cool::kissy
:lol
you think you two got problems, I left my missus in Wales watching the X-Factor final followed by The Susan Boyle Story...... I mean WTF is that all about??????????????? :doh:doh:doh:doh:doh
lacroupade
13-12-2009, 23:26
Been,
Asked,
Refused,
Bastard top gear not on either :( now I really am feeling queer:eek:
Daisy Chain anybody?
zippy656
14-12-2009, 06:44
Just one question, how can a thread about a broken tumble dryer go on for 64 posts?
'Cos we're all to damn lazy to post in the proper area. 66 now.
zippy656
14-12-2009, 09:46
so where is this proper area then??
(RIP) PLANK
14-12-2009, 13:32
is the dryer fixed yet?
so where is this proper area then??
We are all such nice people on here that we take a really genuine interest in what is happening in other peoples lives.No ,it's not because we are nosey, it's because we care about the important things in life, like Zippy's tumble drier,Plank's goat,Extremes' sex life,Willow's need for a cock,Paully's broadband,Pete's truck,etc. etc. Oh, and we sometimes try to help members with unimportant things, like how to fix problems with their T2s.
After having a good look around the site,the proper area seems to be wherever the cursor is when you start to type a reply:clap:clap
zippy656
14-12-2009, 16:50
We are all such nice people on here that we take a really genuine interest in what is happening in other peoples lives.No ,it's not because we are nosey, it's because we care about the important things in life, like Zippy's tumble drier,Plank's goat,Extremes' sex life,Willow's need for a cock,Paully's broadband,Pete's truck,etc. etc. Oh, and we sometimes try to help members with unimportant things, like how to fix problems with their T2s.
After having a good look around the site,the proper area seems to be wherever the cursor is when you start to type a reply:clap:clap
cant colin help willow out then?? :nenau
lacroupade
14-12-2009, 17:06
cant colin help willow out then?? :nenau
If he had a cock he could, but he had that accident at the abattoir with the mincing machine didn't he....:doh
so do we call him colinette from now on then? :augie
lacroupade
14-12-2009, 17:14
so do we call him colinette from now on then? :augie
I think he prefers the sound of Colleen :lol:lol:lol:lol
(RIP) PLANK
14-12-2009, 19:35
the suspense is killing me, is zippy's life being blighted by the chaffing of damp Y fronts, or are fluffy pajamas aiding a relaxing night's sleep, this is important suff lads and lasses so stop messing about, all except Willow who is still welcome to my spare cock if she wants it :thumbs
was that too rude? :o
the suspense is killing me, is zippy's life being blighted by the chaffing of damp Y fronts, or are fluffy pajamas aiding a relaxing night's sleep, this is important suff lads and lasses so stop messing about, all except Willow who is still welcome to my spare cock if she wants it :thumbs
was that too rude? :o
so are you suggesting giving her cock if she agrees on a couple of pullets ? :D
lacroupade
14-12-2009, 19:49
see if she'll take the cock and pullet. :D
see if she'll take the cock and pullet. :D
We have just done that one old timer , please try and keep up :lol
lacroupade
14-12-2009, 19:53
We have just done that one old timer , please try and keep up :lol
I beg to differ, mine was clearly the superior line in terms of delivery and timing. :)
zippy656
14-12-2009, 22:16
well damp Y fronts just dont do it for me..
but the fluffy pajamas i like the idea of..
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