DaveAMac
17-09-2009, 20:12
Little Jimmy starts school on Monday and the teacher asks him to draw a picture. Jimmy draws his picture and the teacher asks, "What's that you've drawn, Jimmy?". Jimmy replies, "It's a choo-choo".
"No, Jimmy, you're a big boy now, we call it a train"...
Jimmy draws another picture on Tuesday and the teacher asks, "What's that you've drawn, Jimmy?". Jimmy replies, "It's a moo-moo".
"No, Jimmy, you're not in nursery now, we call it a cow"...
On Wednesday Jimmy comes in and starts scribbling away on a picture of his favourite Disney character. The teacher asks him again, "What's that you're drawing, Jimmy?..."
"It's a picture of Winnie-the-sh*t"...
Dave ;)
"No, Jimmy, you're a big boy now, we call it a train"...
Jimmy draws another picture on Tuesday and the teacher asks, "What's that you've drawn, Jimmy?". Jimmy replies, "It's a moo-moo".
"No, Jimmy, you're not in nursery now, we call it a cow"...
On Wednesday Jimmy comes in and starts scribbling away on a picture of his favourite Disney character. The teacher asks him again, "What's that you're drawing, Jimmy?..."
"It's a picture of Winnie-the-sh*t"...
Dave ;)