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tezzer
02-09-2009, 19:49
A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a
basketball player.
They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.


'What's that?' the lady questions.


'Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo,
and Reebok pays me.'


Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that
says NIKE.


'What's that?' the lady questions again..


'Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.


Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo
that says AIDS.


You didn't tell me you had AIDS!' the lady screams.


'No, no! Calm down,' the man replies. 'This will say ADIDAS in a minute.
extreme-4x4
02-09-2009, 19:53
le cock sportif, fits on mine:(
lacroupade
02-09-2009, 19:55
le cock sportif, fits on mine:(

in 6-point Times New Roman....:D
larson
02-09-2009, 20:20
i used to work with a chap who had kung fu on his nob.. i asked him why and he said BIG KICK:augie true story...
paulp
02-09-2009, 20:22
i have that welsh railway station on mine

paulp
paulp
02-09-2009, 20:23
rhyl


paulp :thumb2:thumb2
extreme-4x4
02-09-2009, 20:26
LMAO :)
lacroupade
02-09-2009, 20:28
LMAO :)

Actually Colin's got "This is a knob" tattooed on his.....just in case his missus forgets....:lol:lol:lol:lol
extreme-4x4
02-09-2009, 20:34
actually it reads .... this is a very big knob

but you wouldnt know that, cos the only time ive been naked in your house.








was in your daughters room:augie:augie:augie:cool:
lacroupade
02-09-2009, 20:44
actually it reads .... this is a very big knob

but you wouldnt know that, cos the only time ive been naked in your house.








was in your daughters room:augie:augie:augie:cool:


and to think I encouraged you to do that....:doh
extreme-4x4
02-09-2009, 20:50
only joking:kissy:kissy:kissy
lacroupade
02-09-2009, 21:21
only joking:kissy:kissy:kissy

just lucky she wasn't there at the time eh! LMAO! (Thought I'd better point that out before Tez gets ideas!)
extreme-4x4
02-09-2009, 21:26
:wasntme....
tezzer
02-09-2009, 23:11
the way you guy's in team wales use them,it's a wonder you have one left,:lol:naughty