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zippy656
17-05-2009, 19:09
Three Engineers and a Faulty Car

An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer and a Microsoft engineer are in a car.
Suddenly the car breaks down and the three start wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to
trace where a fault that way.

The mechanical engineer suggests stripping down the fuel in take system and trying to
find a blockage.

The Microsoft engineer comes up with the usual suggestion: “Close all the windows, get
out, get back in, then open the windows again, maybe it’ll work
Deleted account DD
17-05-2009, 21:20
Why didn't they just call the AA :confused:









Only joking, very good :thumb2 :clap
Deleted Member D
18-05-2009, 09:00
Why didn't they just call the AA :confused:









Only joking, very good :thumb2 :clap

Cos it would'nt be a joke then would it ? Obvious http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg43/dadba/Dec%2007%20to%20Dec%2008/dadba1/Emoticons/nenau.gifhttp://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg43/dadba/Dec%2007%20to%20Dec%2008/dadba1/Emoticons/eusa_whistle.gif
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It is a joke right ? http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg43/dadba/Dec%2007%20to%20Dec%2008/dadba1/Emoticons/nenau.gif
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annie1172
18-05-2009, 20:34
Well all new to this forum. Got a huge problem with my Terrano which no one seems to beable to sort out for me, well not without paying mega bucks anyway. At least you made me giggle on a bad day!
Will leave you with this one
You never really learn to swear till you learn to drive.........do you..
Cheers Annie
zippy656
18-05-2009, 20:47
i have my uses
Deleted Member D
19-05-2009, 09:18
Well all new to this forum. Got a huge problem with my Terrano which no one seems to beable to sort out for me, well not without paying mega bucks anyway. At least you made me giggle on a bad day!
Will leave you with this one
You never really learn to swear till you learn to drive.........do you..
Cheers Annie Dya know what ? You could have a good point there.



http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg43/dadba/Dec%2007%20to%20Dec%2008/dadba1/Emoticons/headscratch.gif
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg43/dadba/Dec%2007%20to%20Dec%2008/dadba1/Emoticons/tv203.gif Damn and blast those speeding monkeys and dont cut me up like that you little tinker.
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Navaho Joe
20-05-2009, 01:09
well this cracks me up:D:D

the only thing missing from the car (first post) was a roof tent designer, he would have set up camp, made a brew, and waited for the intervention of the 4x4 god to sort things out:D:thumbs