Evidence for the Defence

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> Defence Attorney:
>
>
> Will you please state your age?
>
> Little Old Lady:
> I am 76 years old.
>
> Defence Attorney:
> Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the
> night of April 1st?
>
> Little Old Lady:
>
> There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on
> a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on
> the porch and sat down beside me.
>
> Defence Attorney:
> Did you know him?
>
>
> Little Old Lady:
> No, but he sure was friendly.
>
> Defence
> Attorney:
> How
> friendly?
>
> Little Old Lady:
> He started to rub my thigh.
>
> Defence Attorney:
> Did you stop him?
>
> Little Old Lady:
> No, I didn't stop him.
>
> Defence Attorney:
>
> Why not?
>
> Little Old Lady:
> It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died
> some 20 years ago.
>
> Defence Attorney:
> What happened next?
>
> Little Old Lady:
> He began to touch my breasts.
>
>
> Defence Attorney:
> Did you stop him then?
>
> Little Old Lady:
> No, I certainly did not!
>
> Defence Attorney:
> Whyever not?
>
>
> Little Old Lady:
> His touching made me feel all alive and excited. I
> haven't felt that good in years!
>
> Defence Attorney:
>
> What happened next?
>
> Little Old Lady:
> Well, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid
> down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'
>
>
> Defence
> Attorney:Did he take you?
>
> Little Old Lady:
> Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And
> that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
>