zippy656
04-04-2009, 21:46
Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help!
I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found
that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up
a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches
during systems initialization, where it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night Out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run,
and crash the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate selected "Saturday Rugby
6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot
seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of
my favorite applications.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend7.0", but de-installing doesn't
work on this program.
Can you please help?
... AND THIS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID:
Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a
basic misunderstanding. Many Customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.
Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible
to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once it is
installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended
up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and
Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I recommend you keep it installed and
deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems
occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the
C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key.
It may be necessary to run C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME a number of times,
and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional software such as "Flowers 2.0"
and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\UNDERSTANDING 1000.0",
or even "EatingOutWithout The Kids 7.2.1" (if child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or
"OneNight Stand 3.2" (any version), as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and
the system will almost certainly crash.
BEST OF LUCK!
Your Systems Analyst
I am desperate for some help!
I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found
that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up
a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches
during systems initialization, where it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night Out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run,
and crash the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate selected "Saturday Rugby
6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot
seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of
my favorite applications.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend7.0", but de-installing doesn't
work on this program.
Can you please help?
... AND THIS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID:
Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a
basic misunderstanding. Many Customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.
Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible
to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once it is
installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended
up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and
Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I recommend you keep it installed and
deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems
occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the
C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key.
It may be necessary to run C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME a number of times,
and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional software such as "Flowers 2.0"
and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\UNDERSTANDING 1000.0",
or even "EatingOutWithout The Kids 7.2.1" (if child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or
"OneNight Stand 3.2" (any version), as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and
the system will almost certainly crash.
BEST OF LUCK!
Your Systems Analyst