Deleted account DD
18-03-2009, 21:05
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2
litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs,
2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a
500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon
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As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a <o></o>
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of <o></o>
the cashier. <o></o>
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While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly <o></o>
stated, 'You must be single.'
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The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued <o></o>
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at <o></o>
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her <o></o>
selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status. <o></o>
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Well, you know what, <o></o>
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?' <o></o>
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The drunk replied, 'Cos you're ugly.' :lol:lol <o></o>
litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs,
2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a
500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon
<o></o>
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a <o></o>
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of <o></o>
the cashier. <o></o>
<o></o>
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly <o></o>
stated, 'You must be single.'
<o></o>
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued <o></o>
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at <o></o>
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her <o></o>
selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status. <o></o>
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Well, you know what, <o></o>
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?' <o></o>
<o></o>
The drunk replied, 'Cos you're ugly.' :lol:lol <o></o>