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willow
04-03-2009, 23:43
Ok so you go to work and they tell you

You have 100 maths questions
100 spelling
20 mins each
your over 45

no spell check

no calculator

How do you think you would do:)

makeitfit
04-03-2009, 23:50
bling it one I do good spelig and proberbly do the too in 200 mins:lol

lacroupade
04-03-2009, 23:52
so a question answered every twelve seconds? it would take longer to write the answer wouldn't it? but at our age i think we'd do better than our kids!!

so how did you do then willow?

jims-terrano
04-03-2009, 23:53
Panic!!!!! and then wonder why they are doing this:eek: then panic some more:lol

Jim T

ssteve
04-03-2009, 23:54
beter than moist aspecialy teh speeling sektion off eth exham
ssteve

extreme-4x4
05-03-2009, 00:03
so i got 4000 mins to answer 200 questions

thats 66 1/2 hours

2 days 18 1/2 hours ish

if i dont stop for a fag and coffee

lacroupade
05-03-2009, 00:03
or a jelly baby

willow
05-03-2009, 00:17
so a question answered every twelve seconds? it would take longer to write the answer wouldn't it? but at our age i think we'd do better than our kids!!

so how did you do then willow?


I was shocked:eek:

laughed a lot :lol:lol:lol

then realized they were serious!!!

Ok spelling 74 out of 100

maths:doh:doh 56 out of 100

Did not answer all the questions:doh

Ok Im slow

no :eek:

that was good:eek:

Some younger people just laugh and leave :lol:lol

1 for the oldies:lol:lol

Paul
05-03-2009, 01:14
So why did they do this? :nenau

willow
05-03-2009, 01:28
:nenauKeep us on our toes:nenau

Help the failing :nenau

NVQ

2010

WE ALL HAVE TO HAVE ONE :lol THEY ARE JOKING ARN'T THEY:rolleyes:

Liam
05-03-2009, 09:10
:nenauKeep us on our toes:nenau

Help the failing :nenau

NVQ

2010

WE ALL HAVE TO HAVE ONE :lol THEY ARE JOKING ARN'T THEY:rolleyes:

I just had a look at the website in relation to food manufacture. They even have a module on preparing to receive a delivery of food and unloading a van. Weird!!

zippy656
05-03-2009, 09:19
I can do that.

" open door "


easy!

willow
05-03-2009, 09:34
I can do that.

" open door "


easy!


yes but how many steps to the door do you take over what area calculate how many steps it takes and how long.
What is the size of the door what is the size of the load delivered how many people to take delivery what equipment will you need write a risk assesment for the delivery..........and on and on:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

The world has gone mad:lol:lol:lol

When can I retire please:lol:lol

zippy656
05-03-2009, 09:46
retire??. i didnt think womwn ever did retire!!.

Thomas-the-Terrano2
05-03-2009, 09:54
was going to say willow is it for an nvq, did mine few weeks back on assessors laptop
more a case of just getting as far as you can as they get harder and i think after about
3 or 4 wrong on trot quiz chucks you out. My nvq in customer service is level2, but
passed at manager level 3 the maths and english. maths ok but english always been
more of a struggle. when went to college/poly took 3 attempts to get o level pass even
though go plenty of other o's and and an a level in computing. ended up paying a private
tutor to get my english then only scrapped a pass at c!

Liam
05-03-2009, 10:31
yes but how many steps to the door do you take over what area calculate how many steps it takes and how long.
What is the size of the door what is the size of the load delivered how many people to take delivery what equipment will you need write a risk assesment for the delivery..........and on and on:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

The world has gone mad:lol:lol:lol

When can I retire please:lol:lol

Please don't anybody take this the wrong way. Isn't the way they have all these courses basically so they can lower general education standards but still get the job done. Similar to training animals,repeat,repeat over and over until you forget why you do things a particular way and just do it because the book says so? Turning us all into robots without the capacity for individual thought processes. I did a safe pass course a couple of years ago and the guy doing the course said that even kettles used on building sites need to be tested every six months to make sure they are still safe to use, also applies to fridges ,cookers etc. Absolutely daft. Willow you are dead right ,the world has gone mad. Whatever happened to people being able to use their own common sense? Isn't that how we progress, the daft ones get killed and the rest of us see the mistake made and say ,"sod that for a lark" and learn from it. At least, I think that is how it is supposed to work but now the daft ones follow the rules and breed more daft ones. I think we are doomed!!! Sorry for the rant, annoyed at yet another day without pay.

Paul
05-03-2009, 11:26
:nenauKeep us on our toes:nenau

Help the failing :nenau

NVQ

2010

WE ALL HAVE TO HAVE ONE :lol THEY ARE JOKING ARN'T THEY:rolleyes:
Had to do one 9 years ago to drive a bus..:doh
having to do another over this next year to keep driving..:nenau
One way to keep somebody in a job, thinking of ways to waste our time..:confused:

wolf
05-03-2009, 11:53
Sorry for the rant, annoyed at yet another day without pay.

Tell me about it!! and the bills keep bilding and the banks officals keep getting richer!!! this resession is a real pain show the people who say its a scare tactic and ill show them starving families, people stressing over where the next few pennies are to come from to meet a bill or the man whos lost the family home!??

yet our country is still giving millions in aid to other countries... what about home needs??

zippy656
05-03-2009, 12:07
Tell me about it!! and the bills keep bilding and the banks officals keep getting richer!!! this resession is a real pain show the people who say its a scare tactic and ill show them starving families, people stressing over where the next few pennies are to come from to meet a bill or the man whos lost the family home!??

yet our country is still giving millions in aid to other countries... what about home needs??

well said

willow
05-03-2009, 23:19
had to try and stop 2 members of staff leaving today all down to not wanting to do the tests:rolleyes::rolleyes: One in tears:rolleyes::rolleyes::doh

A lot of what they are testing us on does not relate to the job just how you do on paper. I thought nvq type courses were ment to relate to the job:nenau:nenau

So why do we have to plan a bus trip:lol:lol:doh:nenau:nenau


We sell shoes:lol:lol:lol:jesterbgand do not use buses

I have questioned some of their answers got the poor old assesor in a right
pickle:lol:lol

Ok here is an easy one
You go into a shop and you are not happy with the service what do you do

1.Carry on shopping
2.complain
3.leave the shop and find some where else you like


:nenau

NNMan
06-03-2009, 21:17
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-- Sauce unknown

zippy656
06-03-2009, 21:34
wonderfull!

extreme-4x4
06-03-2009, 22:20
wonderfull!



see it made perfect seance to zippy:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:thumbs

zippy656
06-03-2009, 22:25
casue it did.. :nenau

ssteve
06-03-2009, 22:36
NVQ =not very quick lol
ssteve

willow
06-03-2009, 23:05
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

-- Sauce unknown

I love this it will be pinned up at work so we can all have a laugh:thumbs:lol
Just what we all need thanks:thumbs

willow
06-03-2009, 23:06
NVQ =not very quick lol
ssteve

Yep that right :lol:lol:lol

But if your too quick you can not see what your doing:augie:augie:rolleyes::)

willow
06-03-2009, 23:11
And thanks Zippy the square route worked:thumbs
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zippy656
06-03-2009, 23:13
thats good then

see every one im clever i am!