I wish

[willow]

Hello been to busy all day chasing escaped turkeys (not mine a freinds)
So here is a knew game

Iwish turkeys did'nt fly

you can reply with what you wish
and so on for the next person
I know its late but I need to wind down so here goes

I wish Turkeys didn't fly over to you
Sorry forgot to say only 4 words

[Muzz]

I wish turkeys tasted better

[willow]

I wish turkeys tasted better
ok no more than 4 words with out... I wish.
:augie:augie:lol
But
Iwish I could fly

[makeitfit]

Iwish I hadn't bought this new deodrant!
Instructions said "Take off top and push up bottom" :eek:





Just got back from casualty now:rolleyes:

[willow]

Iwish... time stood still somtimes

[makeitfit]

Iwish bloke goes to his GP and punches him :nenau
How dare you say my wife has a nice fanny, says paddy..
Doc nursing his bloody nose says
"I told her she has acute angina" :lol

[willow]

Iwish bloke goes to his GP and punches him :nenau
How dare you say my wife has a nice fanny, says paddy..
Doc nursing his bloody nose says
"I told her she has acute angina" :lol
Old joke:o
Not this game
I wish

[makeitfit]

Sorry not well up on new Iwish jokes:rolleyes:
Iwish gay goes to the docs for his test results.
Doc says sorry mate you've got aids:(
Paddy's devastated and asks if there's anything he can do?
Doc says eat 1 sausage 1 head of cabbage 20 jalepeno peppers 40 walnuts 40 peanuts and a box of all bran and top it off with a pint of prune juice.
Paddys taken aback and asks if this lot will cure him?
No chance says the doc but will give you a better idea of what your arse is for:cool:

[willow]

Sorry not well up on new Iwish jokes:rolleyes:
Iwish gay goes to the docs for his test results.
Doc says sorry mate you've got aids:(
Paddy's devastated and asks if there's anything he can do?
Doc says eat 1 sausage 1 head of cabbage 20 jalepeno peppers 40 walnuts 40 peanuts and a box of all bran and top it off with a pint of prune juice.
Paddys taken aback and asks if this lot will cure him?
No chance says the doc but will give you a better idea of what your arse is for:cool::lol
This is a game not a joke thread
The game is
Iwish.................. not more than 4 words

and the next person replies
I wish..................... not more than 4 words
Start again:rolleyes:
I wish i could sleep:lol
over to you
I wish...... no more than 4 words:augie

[makeitfit]

Iwish my engine wasin :sly

[Bibio]

Iwish I was rich

[zippy656]

i wish people listened

[floyd500b]

I wish it wasn't raining again:(

[makeitfit]

Iwish Heathrow permision declined(and more than 4 words pleeeease):cool:

[zippy656]

I Wish i won the lottery

[willow]

I wish car salesmen were honest:lol

[extreme-4x4]

i wish.....


i had known then, what i know now

[willow]

I wish
Id joined here sooner

[zippy656]

i wish it would SNOW!

[willow]

I wish
it would too:thumbs

[zob2zob]

I wish I was a star

[NEDDY]

turkeys had no wings

[willow]

I wish
I owned a landrover:naughty

[zippy656]

i wish
i owned a landrover:naughty


a what my lady.




go wash your mouth out!!

[Thomas-the-Terrano2]

i wish zippy would post more.

perhaps if we could have his password we could help out....

[zippy656]

i wish zippy would post more.

perhaps if we could have his password we could help out....


I wish i had more time to post!!

[Sniffer]

I wish i had more time to post!!

I wish - you did as well

[jims-terrano]

I wish....... our washer hadn't broke:(:(

[andrewk]

i wish it would SNOW!


I'll sign on to that :thumb2

Cheers
Andrew

[willow]

a what my lady.




go wash your mouth out!!
sorry zippy did'nt mean it really:lol

[zippy656]

sorry zippy did'nt mean it really:lol

I should hope not!

[willow]

Iwish I had bfg tyers

[zippy656]

Iwish I had bfg tyers
granted..

I wish I had some too

we 4 really

[jims-terrano]

I wish..... I didn't have to answer stupid questions when I just logged on

[makeitfit]

I wish..... I didn't have to answer stupid questions when I just logged on
Yeh I had the same nonesense too

:confused:
What's occurin'? :doh