After briggies crown !

[zippy656]

From an old friend:

My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture." "Oh Jack,"she sighed. "I thought you had a real Girlfriend this time."

[solarman216]

Do not think you will get it, Rick :rolleyes:

[macabethiel]

It made me smile so it's a fail !

But an E for effort though.

[terranosaurusdoug]

:eek: I liked it mate :thumbs

[macabethiel]

[QUOTE=terranosaurusdoug;351229]:eek: I liked it mate :thumbs[/QUOT

If you liked it then that sounds like you thought it was a good joke so surely that can't take the Crown.

Correct me if I am mistaken but if you have been "Briggied" then you wish you had not read the joke in the first place hence the "Groan" factor! lol

[briggie]

There are three guys enjoying a relaxing day of fishing.
Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting them each one wish.
Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it and says, "O.K., if you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q.
The mermaid says, "Done!"
Suddenly the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analyzing it with extreme insight. The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid, "Triple my I.Q."
And the mermaid replies, "Done!"
The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping scientists in various fields. The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends that he says to the mermaid, "Quintiple my I.Q."
The mermaid looks at him and says, "You know, I normally don't try to change other people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you would reconsider.
The guy replies, "No, I want to increase my I.Q. times five and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."
"Please," says the mermaid, "You don't know what your asking...it'll change your entire view of the universe...won't you ask for something else..a million dollars, anything?"
But no matter what the mermaid said, the guy insisted on having his I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power.
So the mermaid sighed and said, "Done!"
And with that, he became a woman!

[johnb5177]

mmmh........:clap :doh