From The Arse of a Pigeon

[Monaro Pete]

comes this :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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I had the back door open slightly whilst I was cooking a bacon sandwich this morning.

I heard a sound that sounded like someone had opened & shut my recycle bin a number of times in quick succession.

I was greeted by all this & when I looked up there was a pigeon sat on my gable end. I don't know what it had been eating, but I think it should stop.

It just stood there looking down at me with it's arse hole flexing, I thought id better move before more comes out.
How does such a small bird part with all that in one go :nenau :lol :lol

The jet wash came out later to wash the truck, the wall, back door & bin all had a wash too.

[emjaybee]

F*** me !!!

:eek:

How big's the bloody pigeon?

[Blocky10]

You should have blocked the hole with a shotgun cartridge:lol

[jims-terrano]

Think yourself lucky it hasn't found your truck:doh

[rustic]

Next time leave the bin lid open, he was only trying to recycle it lol..

Thank goodness pigs can't really fly.:doh

Talking of pigs... I hope you still enjoyed your bacon sandwich... It would take a lot to put me off that.
We were out to sea on my dads boat once, One of the crew was hanging over the side...:eek: We were all enjoying our bacon butties and strong rum tea.
:thumb2

[Monaro Pete]

Next time leave the bin lid open, he was only trying to recycle it lol..

Thank goodness pigs can't really fly.:doh

Talking of pigs... I hope you still enjoyed your bacon sandwich... It would take a lot to put me off that.
We were out to sea on my dads boat once, One of the crew was hanging over the side...:eek: We were all enjoying our bacon butties and strong rum tea.
:thumb2

I used to work offshore & the best way to combat sea sickness is to eat.
I'm fortunate as I don't suffer, except when I would walk into the galley & look through the small porthole window from across the tables, that played with my mind & stomach slightly.

[Monaro Pete]

You should have blocked the hole with a shotgun cartridge:lol

It very nearly had a 2.2 pellet plugging its bum hole :lol