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panelbeater
21-02-2017, 14:36
OH MY GOODNESS!!! I spit coffee everywhere reading this!!!::::

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.

micken
21-02-2017, 16:20
:lol:lol:lol:lol

Brilliant, and possibly a true story :eek:

Reminds me about one I heard where the gyny looked up from between the lady's spreadeagled legs, said "Will you be needing this for your return journey?", and produced a bus ticket.

:naughty:naughty

johnb5177
21-02-2017, 16:54
Gynaecologist, who was also DIY fanatic........redecorated his whole house through his letterbox.......:nenau

panelbeater
22-02-2017, 10:05
nice john:D

zippy656
22-02-2017, 22:25
There was one gynecologist who retrained to be a mechanic,
Came top in every class.

Servicing he got 200%.

When asked the instructor said it what then first time he'd ever seen a service done like that!!


Through the exhaust, with the engine running!!

panelbeater
23-02-2017, 08:40
lol