briggie
18-02-2017, 22:29
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You
bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your
Bloody hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided, he'd
settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've
brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been
studying your Bible, but I'm pissed off that you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about
that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair,
John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong
evidence that Jesus had long hair."
(You're going
to love the Dad's reply!)
"Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?!!"
father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You
bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your
Bloody hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided, he'd
settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've
brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been
studying your Bible, but I'm pissed off that you haven't had your hair cut."
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about
that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair,
John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong
evidence that Jesus had long hair."
(You're going
to love the Dad's reply!)
"Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?!!"