LUCK

[briggie]

Just got the internet today and it has turned my life around in 2 hours.
Firstly I won an iPhone for being the 10,000th visitor to a site. Then I won a free Green Card to America. Found out that there are hundreds of horny women that are mad for sex in my area, found out a new way of growing my dick four extra inches, have a sexy Russian teenager on a plane over here and to top it all off I won 30 million in the Jamaican lottery.
Must be beginners luck

[emjaybee]

Me too!

Apparently I'm distantly related to a Billionaire in Africa and they are trying to send me the procedes of his estate.

Gotta go, have to make a bank transfer so they can approve my account to release the funds.

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