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zippy656
22-01-2017, 13:15
I was going to add some of my own cheese jokes, but I didn't think they were Gouda nuff.
don simon
22-01-2017, 13:26
Where is Briggie? Edam well better get back here with some quality jokes, and soon! You'll brie the downfall of this place Zippy...
Thomas61
22-01-2017, 13:47
Can't believe we are stilton about cheese, I need to drink some morbier to take the edge off this humour :lol:lol
don simon
22-01-2017, 13:55
Go caerphilly on the drinks, we don't want any livarot round here. ;)
emjaybee
22-01-2017, 14:02
Mods
How do I go about getting my £10 back?
:nenau
Mods
How do I go about getting my £10 back?
:nenau
It's not happening!!!! :lol
I have to endure them too :doh
emjaybee
22-01-2017, 14:09
Can we maybe get a discount on next year for having to endure the current tirade of abysmal humour?
:nenau
zippy656
22-01-2017, 14:10
Your all locked in .......
emjaybee
22-01-2017, 14:14
Aw nuts.
:doh
Thomas61
22-01-2017, 14:29
Only something as subtle as a brick will put an end to this sorry saga :lol
don simon
22-01-2017, 14:52
Aw nuts.
:doh
Hey! In cashew hadn't noticed, these are some of the best puns you'll get on the interweb! :p
zippy656
22-01-2017, 14:54
Belive me you don't want me to start on puns
emjaybee
22-01-2017, 15:24
I once managed to put a screwdriver bit, that was in my cordless drill, through the top of my thumb.
THAT was less painful than these puns.
:eek:
Thomas61
22-01-2017, 15:57
Sorry to hear the story of your pourly thumb, hope it did get feta okay. Could of been worse though I guess you could of hit it with a leerdammer now that would be a sardo tale.
That's it, I have no more. Now getting my coat.
don simon
22-01-2017, 16:22
I once managed to put a screwdriver bit, that was in my cordless drill, through the top of my thumb.
THAT was less painful than these puns.
:eek:
That sounds nasty, but as Thomas says, it curd've been worse.
johnb5177
22-01-2017, 16:32
Whey is that...:nenau
Monaro Pete
22-01-2017, 16:41
PLEASE STOP, I Camembert this any longer :D
Oh gawd, have I really joint in :D
Don't pork fun at the afflicted :D
STOP
johnb5177
22-01-2017, 17:08
Don't rind us, we're just having fun....
Monaro Pete
22-01-2017, 17:57
We're just Scratchings the surface :D
zippy656
22-01-2017, 18:23
I once managed to put a screwdriver bit, that was in my cordless drill, through the top of my thumb.
THAT was less painful than these puns.
:eek:
Just one word needed....
pics!
Thomas61
22-01-2017, 18:47
Just one word needed....
pics!
Sorry, I think you mean Picos de Europa :)
jims-terrano
22-01-2017, 19:40
Wotsit with all these cheese jokes, their crispier than a packet of crisps. You lot have really been scratchings the bottom of the barrel today.
:doh:doh:doh
emjaybee
22-01-2017, 20:01
Just one word needed....
pics!
Sorry bloke. No pics available, I was part way through reroofing a shed, overreached, and the 2000rpm drill jumped off the screw and bounced into the top of my thumb. Had to finish the shed, drive home, wife insisted I speak to the doctor and I subsequently spent 3 hours in A&E waiting for an x-ray to prove there was no foreign matter in the top of my thumb.
Oh joy.
Five years later the thumb nail doesn't show any signs of what happened.
:thumbs
Moral: Move the f*****g ladder, don't overreach.
:doh
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