micken
18-01-2017, 22:28
Nicked from elsewhere but what the hell?
A man was following his wife and commented that with the weight she'd put on she reminded him of a washing machine.
The wife said nothing and carried on walking.
That night in bed the man became amorous and tried to arouse his wife.
She replied " I'm not starting the washing machine for that little load - you can do it by hand".
A man was following his wife and commented that with the weight she'd put on she reminded him of a washing machine.
The wife said nothing and carried on walking.
That night in bed the man became amorous and tried to arouse his wife.
She replied " I'm not starting the washing machine for that little load - you can do it by hand".