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briggie
14-01-2017, 22:13
Paddy was walking through a town one day when he say a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said "We sell everything". Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, "Do you really sell everything?" The salesperson said "Yes, everything".
Thinking this was too good to be true Paddy said "OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?". The salesperson said "A jumper for a chicken?, hold on I will have to check the stock out the back"
Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. "Here you go, one jumper for a chicken"
"How much?" asked Paddy.
"Three quid." replied the salesperson.
"Three quid for a jumper for a chicken - excellent." said Paddy. So away he went. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he was done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom.
He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the saleperson "Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom - whats going on?"
The salesperson replied, "Sorry mate, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of jumpers for chickens, all we had was a pullover for a cock!!..

zippy656
14-01-2017, 22:21
Great one

jims-terrano
14-01-2017, 22:26
Glad you're still around Briggie. I was worried the polar bears might have got you up there in the yorkshire snow fields.

briggie
14-01-2017, 22:41
Glad you're still around Briggie. I was worried the polar bears might have got you up there in the yorkshire snow fields.

still here jim , got a lot of health issues , but still here :thumb2

zippy656
14-01-2017, 22:55
still here jim , got a lot of health issues , but still here :thumb2

Keep in there bud.


We would miss you.




Honest!!

jims-terrano
14-01-2017, 22:59
still here jim , got a lot of health issues , but still here :thumb2

Glad your still there Pete :thumbs

emjaybee
15-01-2017, 01:09
:doh

:lol:lol:lol:lol

And the king retains his crown.

Oh yeah!

:thumbs

johnb5177
15-01-2017, 15:00
+1 :clap:clap
Keep it going Briggie, you bring light into the sometimes gloom of life......:thumb2

Monaro Pete
15-01-2017, 18:14
Now that made me chuckle :lol :lol :lol :thumb2