Not To Briggie's Standard

[Monaro Pete]

A guy in the warehouse told me a joke today.
Please don't shoot the messenger :D

How do you tell a which is a female ant & which is a male ant?

Chuck the ants in water. One ant will sink whilst the other ant floats.

Why?





























Because the male ant is buoyant.

:hide: :rolleyes:

[zippy656]

Best get your coate

[don simon]

Briggie has standards? :eek: :D

[emjaybee]

Oooomph, someone got to the Christmas crackers early!

Yes, Briggie has standards...

...not necessarily high...

...but standards none the less.

:lol

[macabethiel]

Groan......................

[Monaro Pete]

I love the replies. These are far more entertaining than the joke. It's worth taking a little flak for this alone :lol :lol

[briggie]

you learn well grasshopper

[Monaro Pete]

you learn well grasshopper

Thank you "old wise one".

[zippy656]

Thank you "old wise one".

So... who is the oldest member ??

[johnb5177]

Not me, I'm nobbut a lad...(65 yrs)..........:thumb2:thumb2:thumb2

[solarman216]

I am only 69 years young, my favorite number by the way, and only started banger racing when I was 62 did it for a couple of years and won a trophy 2nd in the rookie banger final at Smallfields Rick