briggie
14-11-2016, 17:45
As I stood swaying from side to side at the British Airways ticket desk last night,the guy looked at me and said,"Can I help?"
"Yes," I slurred,unzipping my Superman costume and pulling my wallet out,"One ticket to Amsterdam please."
"You're unable to fly sir," he replied,"You're far too drunk."
I said,"I know mate,that's why I'm getting a plane."
"Yes," I slurred,unzipping my Superman costume and pulling my wallet out,"One ticket to Amsterdam please."
"You're unable to fly sir," he replied,"You're far too drunk."
I said,"I know mate,that's why I'm getting a plane."