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I went to supermarket t'other day to buy some mineral water, I found it but could not pick it up, it was an evian 
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Lol. Must try harder:doh
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Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "are you SURE you can drive this thing??" :thumb2:lol
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Sorry pal. Went straight over the first time
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Do i have to post a dirty one?
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Bird pulls a rugby player on a night out, she takes him home and starts to undress him, she whips his shirt off and see's he has Reebok tattooed across his chest, she asks why and he explains that he gets money from Reebok if his shirt is ripped of in a match and the tattoo is exposed. He takes his trousers off and he has Nike tattooed on his upper thigh "same thing" he says smiling.
Finally she pulls his boxers down only to see Aids tattooed on his knob, he looks down at the horified girl and says "don't worry love, it'll say Adidas in a minute".
Finally she pulls his boxers down only to see Aids tattooed on his knob, he looks down at the horified girl and says "don't worry love, it'll say Adidas in a minute".
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That's better :lol :lol :lol :lol
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See T-Doug. I wasn't the only one:lol:kissy
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ah ha , I have competition ........ this is a good thing :thumb2
