quixote
08-01-2016, 21:46
Tarzan was wandering through the jungle one day, when he happened upon a freshly-killed elephant. Just as he was wondering what had happened, a truculent pygmy appeared . . . .'Bugger off, Tarzan!', he says, 'That's mine!'
Nonplussed, Tarzan takes a step backwards. 'YOU killed this??'
'Yep. I killed it with my club . . . . '
'Bugger me!, says Tarzan. 'How big's your club . . . .?'
'Well, there's about forty of us'
Nonplussed, Tarzan takes a step backwards. 'YOU killed this??'
'Yep. I killed it with my club . . . . '
'Bugger me!, says Tarzan. 'How big's your club . . . .?'
'Well, there's about forty of us'