help needed

[briggie]

I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help!
His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back he handed her some diet pills.
Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him ?

[emjaybee]

:lol:D:lol:D:lol

Better than the frog one!

[Lazy-Ferret]

:clap:clap:clap

[briggie]

I actually got banned from a amateur radio group on facebook for telling this joke :rolleyes:

[emjaybee]

You've got to be kidding me!

:eek:

Just as well you didn't tell them some of your other ones.

They'd have had you hung, drawn, and quartered.

:lol

[rustic]

You've got to be kidding me!

:eek:

Just as well you didn't tell them some of your other ones.

They'd have had you hung, drawn, and quartered.

:lol

They've modified his rig now, it can only receive lol....:lol:lol

[jims-terrano]

I reckon his twig got snapped:lol:lol:lol

[briggie]

I reckon his twig got snapped:lol:lol:lol

you just wait till I get my yagi up jim :naughty

[bry]

I never mention weight to wifey,That way i stay away from A&E.

[Dave_Askham]

When the other half was about 8 Months pregnant with our first child, we were laid in bed one morning whilst she was holding her belly and moaning about being fat... without a second thought I yelled out.......

"THAR SHE BLOWS"

To say the 'joke' was not well received would be somewhat of an understatement.....

:eek: