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rustic
20-09-2015, 12:43
Got your attention:
Things are too serious at the moment, time to loosen up lol..

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:
Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

:lol:lol

macabethiel
20-09-2015, 12:51
lol

jims-terrano
20-09-2015, 13:05
Haha

don simon
20-09-2015, 13:25
:lol :lol :thumbs

emjaybee
20-09-2015, 15:25
We like it...

...we like it a lot !!!

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Mr K
20-09-2015, 16:56
That cheered me up :roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol::roflol:

don simon
20-09-2015, 16:59
A man was sunbathing in the buff at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself".
;)

rustic
20-09-2015, 17:03
A man was sunbathing in the buff at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself".
;)

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johnb5177
20-09-2015, 17:50
:D:D:D:clap

SilasStingy
20-09-2015, 19:28
Haha wonderful!

firebobby
20-09-2015, 20:11
Both very funny :lol:lol

emjaybee
20-09-2015, 22:24
Short and sweet!

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briggie
21-09-2015, 20:23
:clap I willingly submit my crown :clap:clap:bow:bow

rustic
21-09-2015, 20:32
:clap I willingly submit my crown :clap:clap:bow:bow

No, I think we have a long way to go to catch up with you Pete...:thumb2

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