Shephard

[supergnome]

Dai, the Welsh shepherd decided that he wanted to start having driving lessons. On one occasion, the instructor said to him, 'Right Dai, I want you to make a U turn'. Dai replied, 'Make a Ewe turn? I'll make its eyes water'.

[don simon]

I don't get it. :(

[solarman216]

I don't get it. :(

me neither, but then I am thick, Rick

[briggie]

:jesterbg

[solarman216]

:jesterbg

explain please, Rick

[briggie]

ok ........ welsh ....... sheep ...... making a u turn ( ewe turn )

[don simon]

ok ........ welsh ....... sheep ...... making a u turn ( ewe turn )
Still don't get it.

[solarman216]

Still don't get it.

me also ???????????????????????Rick

[emjaybee]

Dai, the Welsh shepherd decided that he wanted to start having driving lessons. On one occasion, the instructor said to him, 'Right Dai, I want you to make a U turn'. Dai replied, 'Make a Ewe turn? I'll make its eyes water'.

Nice one ! (Can't work out if everyone else is just a bit dense or maybe they have never been in Young Farmers!!!)

:lol

[don simon]

Nice one ! (Can't work out if everyone else is just a bit dense or maybe they have never been in Young Farmers!!!)

:lol
Some are being a bit dense, yes.

[Eloco]

Another clue:- Why do Welshman wear wellington boots? To tuck the sheeps back legs in :D:lol

[don simon]

Another clue:- Why do Welshman wear wellington boots? To tuck the sheeps back legs in :D:lol
Why would they do that?
There's so much stupid on this thread.

[solarman216]

Why would they do that?
There's so much stupid on this thread.

best forget it, it is not nice, Rick

[don simon]

best forget it, it is not nice, Rick
You're right. Does that make you a Taff or a Gogg?

[solarman216]

You're right. Does that make you a Taff or a Gogg?

aint got a clue, I am just me, Rick

[don simon]

aint got a clue, I am just me, Rick
Fair enough, I wasn't sure whether you were Taff, Gogg or just a decent person.
Decent person it is then... :thumbs

[bry]

Supergnome the old ones are the best....

[supergnome]

You're quite right Bry, try this one.

i started my new job as a bus driver today , but it did'nt go well .

this stunning blonde with big tits got on said " are you going to oldham ? " .

well she did'nt have to ask me twice !!! , i'm back to the jobcentre tomorrow !!!

[Banshee]

In fear that this thread may get a little out of hand I'm going to close it before any of our Welsh members get offended as we all know what's implied here!!!

Play nice boys!!!!! We don't want anyone leaving