briggie
24-02-2015, 18:20
At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lotto."
"I'd take my half and leave you" she says.
Great he says. "Here's £5. I won £10 yesterday! Stay in touch."
"I'd take my half and leave you" she says.
Great he says. "Here's £5. I won £10 yesterday! Stay in touch."