exam

[briggie]

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."

[don simon]

:eek: :D

[Banshee]

Hahahaha I enjoyed that

[firebobby]

Very good :lol

[panelbeater]

being as we are at school.
teacher comes into the classroom and someone had drawn a penis and balls on the board.teacher promptly wipes it off and says nothing.
next day a bigger drawing is on the board,teacher wipes it off again.
the same happened till the end of the week with a bigger drawing but under the drawing was written,the more you rub it the bigger it gets.:clap

[terrano bob]

:naughty :thumbs

[johnb5177]

Hello Mary, how are your sisters?