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AlexD333

11-12-2014, 07:24

If I was to hazard a guess its a divorce and she got the car?

Perhaps the owner just really hates it, I know we all do :lol

Still, 10/10 for the advert. Found this link on Facebook!

Warning - you may find a freelander.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/191440990845?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fsch% 2Fi.html%3F_from%3DR40%26_sacat%3D0%26_nkw%3D19144 0990845%26_rdc%3D1

Madmark

11-12-2014, 07:49

Brilliant! All sales adds should be like this especially the bit about tyres 😄😄😄

AlexD333

11-12-2014, 09:38

Brilliant! All sales adds should be like this especially the bit about tyres ��

Yes, a thorough description indeed :lol

terrano bob

11-12-2014, 10:04

em different :thumbs

Rynne22

11-12-2014, 11:44

I wondered where my knickers had been left :o

Loving this!

Lazy-Ferret

11-12-2014, 11:48

I wondered where my knickers had been left :o

Loving this!

Nooooo... Surely a T2 driver would never have "made out" with a "LandRover" driver.... is there no shame in this world..... :doh:lol

Rynne22

11-12-2014, 13:11

What can I say? :o

Lazy-Ferret

11-12-2014, 13:36

What can I say? :o
Well, for a start, "I'm very Sorry, with cherries on top, and I will buy you all a drink", but that would still barely start to cover it...:lol

Rynne22

11-12-2014, 13:47

I am sooo verrrry sooorrrryyyy, and I ate the cherries and drank all the booze :p

Lazy-Ferret

11-12-2014, 13:48

I am sooo verrrry sooorrrryyyy, and I ate the cherries and drank all the booze :p
Hang on, isn't that how you lost your knickers last time?:D

Rynne22

11-12-2014, 14:10

Hmmmm.....there is a pattern, I agree - whoopsie :D

Barrbeast

11-12-2014, 14:56

Nooooo... Surely a T2 driver would never have "made out" with a "LandRover" driver.... is there no shame in this world..... :doh:lol

... and not just any Land Rover - a Freelander! :eek:

However... I feel I should fess up... I have driven both my Mum's Discovery 3 and her Freelander 2 in the past and may on occasion have even liked it :augie (pre Trol, honest!)

I also still buy Land Rover Monthly on occasion... :hide:

Lazy-Ferret

11-12-2014, 14:59

... and not just any Land Rover - a Freelander! :eek:

However... I feel I should fess up... I have driven both my Mum's Discovery 3 and her Freelander 2 in the past and may on occasion have even liked it :augie (pre Trol, honest!)

I also still buy Land Rover Monthly on occasion... :hide:

Hmmm... 3 Hail Marys, and a Donation in the Poor box....:lol

Sweety

11-12-2014, 17:20

Sounds like a normal LR Gaylander advert to me:lol:lol:lol

rustic

11-12-2014, 18:30

Sounds like a normal LR Gaylander advert to me:lol:lol:lol

Drives like ****
looks like ****
From the description, probably smells like ****
So probably is ****

So the advert is quite accurate should get full stars for "As Described"

:lol:lol

briggie

11-12-2014, 18:37

love the picture :lol:lol

Sweety

11-12-2014, 20:22

Drives like ****
looks like ****
From the description, probably smells like ****
So probably is ****

So the advert is quite accurate should get full stars for "As Described"

:lol:lol

Yes they are ****:lol mate had one & got sick of having to fix it every week so he bought a Xtrail tows his caravan much better & only thing he's had to do was replace the front drop links:thumb2

Lazy-Ferret

11-12-2014, 20:33

I sent him this message...

Dear *sukijay*,

Hi, it's so refreshing to see an honest Landrover advert. I would just like to say a couple of things to help your potential buyers though...

Firstly, pretty much all Landrovers listed will be in a similar state, just most people who sell and buy them, accept this as the norm, and keep it as a Dirty Landrover Secret. You may find you receive hate mail from them now!

Secondly, this must be the only Landrover in the UK that has ever persuaded a lady to part with her knickers, so it must actually be a lot better than most of the others, and therefore a "Chick Magnet"... well in Essex anyway...

I wish you all the best luck with the sale.

Regards Clive

and just got this reply...

Hi, having owned Landrover's before I can honestly say I agree with your statement, this one is much, much worse than any others I have seen though!
As for it being a chick magnet I would assume that alcohol and a tower crane played a part in helping the previous owner remove the knickers from their previous owner...

Many thanks, Steve

AlexD333

11-12-2014, 21:38

Told you it was a divorce, I could smell it a mile off, some cheating no goodun caught red cheeked by his missus and slung out the door, she got screwed in the court proceedings which is why she ended up keeping the car :augie

John B

12-12-2014, 17:12

Love the bit about the tyres

rustic

12-12-2014, 18:36

I think it has been clocked 150,000 genuine miles.....
Hardly. What a Land Rover has done that many.. ?

They spend more time in the garage than on the road lol.

I recon he has fitted a drill onto the speedo cable and run it up for a month.

Probably twice the mileage it has really done...:doh

AlexD333

13-12-2014, 01:55

solarman216

13-12-2014, 02:12

rustic

13-12-2014, 10:44

I love you Rustic :lol

Its comments like this that keep the club the way it is. :p

Yes but no one has said if this is a good thing or a bad thing!

YET ?

Still time....:thumb2
:lol:lol

rustic

13-12-2014, 10:47

My mate that has the all singing and dancing Rangie has still cried off to go off road with me as it is still broke after spending more than £2k on it, recon box, all suspension stuff, now CKP issues, he is threatening to put a hammer through it, Rick

Mind you, if he had taken it off roading with you, it could have cost him a lot more...:doh
He might have written it off.:eek: