Briggie joke !!

[briggie]

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, ive finished the Tesco car park , do you want to follow me over to asda now?"

[terrano bob]

:doh :thumbs

[CliveG]

2 true stories:
Story 1: An electrician(one of the best) who hailed from Sunderland told me a story of when he was returning home on leave from the Merchant Navy.As he returned further north the weather got worse,blinding snow,no visibility so driving grim.He came upon some lorry tracks in the snow so figured them good to follow after some distance he came upon the lorry parked in front of him.Upon getting out of the car he found himself parked in the same field as the lorry driver!
Story 2:My father-in-law was a bus driver up in Stockton when he came out of the army,one winter a terrible fog came in and the police asked the bus drivers to go slowly and guide people back to town.As he pulled into the depot he looked in the rear view mirror only to see a long line of car headlights behind him!:lol
True stories,the best:thumbs