Alex's engineering skills!

[AlexD333]

You guys will love this one. I've had such a good idea its unreal :augie

A long time ago on my motorcycle, when removing the airbox I managed to break the crankcase breather hose adapter that fits to the underside of the airbox, :doh
this didn't give me issues for ages, until the hose began to fill, and now on occasion is likes to spew oil all over the engine and downpipes making a right mess... I did try to repair this myself some time ago but to no avail, being such a fiddily shaped adapor (like a weird shaped T peice) :doh

my awesome solution now is to re route the stray hose to the rear chain guard and secure it there pointing onto my drive chain, thus self lubricating itself.

Clever idea eh? :naughty

I await the applauds :clap

P.S tyres love oil :augie

[makeitfit]

I await the applauds :clap

P.S tyres love oil :augie

:banghead:
There must be an app to block this kind of content :augie my head hurts now :lol

[Lazy-Ferret]

Someone should put him out of our misery...:lol:lol

OK, he did ask for it, so who volunteers to give Alex the clap...:clap:clap:clap:doh

[R1cho]

i bet she will :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/02082/Jasmine_Tridevil_2082339a.jpg

[makeitfit]

i bet she will :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/02082/Jasmine_Tridevil_2082339a.jpg

Is that blood on the curtains :eek:
Booby photoshop :o
Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy anyone :naughty
Ah, found it, "Eccentrica Gallumbits" is the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six ;)

[johnb5177]

Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy anyone :naughty
Ah, found it, "Eccentrica Gallumbits" is the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six ;)[/QUOTE]

I knew I knew her from somewhere............:augie

[AlexD333]

All jokes aside, is this not a good idea :naughty

[rustic]

All jokes aside, is this not a good idea :naughty

Forget your idea, this post has suddenly got interesting..
Buy two, get one free.:lol:lol

[firebobby]

All jokes aside, is this not a good idea :naughty

Alex, why not drill another hole in the crankcase , then route the tube into that...."THE SELF OILING ENGINE" idea :augie:augie

I'll get my coat :augie

[The Patrolman]

I TOTALly RECALL having her twin sister:augie

[Barrbeast]

Makes me wish I had three hands :lol

All jokes aside, is this not a good idea :naughty

Really dude? Spewing oil near your back tyre and onto the road while you're driving? Great idea for you and everyone else on the road... :doh

[firebobby]

I TOTALly RECALL having her twin sister:augie

Oi, who fuzzed out the nips :augie

[The Patrolman]

Oi, who fuzzed out the nips :augie

For the sake of her dignity I have put her clothes back on. I know that some younger members still use Mum n Dads account on here:thumb2

[makeitfit]

For the sake of her dignity I have put her clothes back on. I know that some younger members still use Mum n Dads account on here:thumb2

Kids shouldn't be exposed to that kind of thing, at least get a pro in to do the Photo shop job :lol

[elty001]

On every bike and quad I have owned the crank case breather has been positioned just above the front sprocket to lube the chain.:thumb2

[AlexD333]

On every bike and quad I have owned the crank case breather has been positioned just above the front sprocket to lube the chain.:thumb2

Thankyou I knew I was a genius :augie :cool: :p

I now await your apologies :naughty :kissy

Haha but seriously, perhaps routing near the front sprocket is a safer bet, it actually doesent produce a lot of oil anyway.. The only reason I notice it now is because it all builds up (as the hose is facing up) then once enough has built up it all comes out. Makes it look like the rocker cover is leaking bad :doh

[Barrbeast]

You did use the phrase "spew oil" :rolleyes: :augie

[AlexD333]

You did use the phrase "spew oil" :rolleyes: :augie

I did indeed, only because of the way it is currently positioned, it is able to build up until eventually overflowing the hose it seems, facing down it would just regulate constantly :thumb2

[rustic]

The crankcase breather is positioned in the air intake box for several reasons.

1 to reduce emissions, the oil mist is burnt, Honda also did this mod to their outboards, the breather pipe used to drain through the lower cover, and now it inputs to the input side of the carburettor.

2 Another reason, is that it produces a marginally slightly lower pressure than atmosphere, and can help to reduce oil leaks, from seals and gaskets, although to be honest, this would be very slight indeed.
Rustic