briggie
25-08-2014, 09:25
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Wyoming, Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looked him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan voice "Bert whats different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow."
Furious Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN MARGARET?"
"Nope not a clue" she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat Bert.
"Shoulda bought a hat.
Margaret looked him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan voice "Bert whats different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow."
Furious Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN MARGARET?"
"Nope not a clue" she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat Bert.
"Shoulda bought a hat.